1 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:04,180 Oh, and the board needs a slogan by end of day. 2 00:00:04,210 --> 00:00:07,406 Yeah, on it. Just haven't quite landed on the perfect one. 3 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:10,100 - I asked you three weeks ago. - But I want it to be really great. 4 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,178 Something that crystalizes what this place is about. 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,812 Most people won't read it. 6 00:00:13,850 --> 00:00:17,049 Okay. What about, "Hamilton East Animal Shelter. 7 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:18,384 We Love Animals." 8 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,700 - Okay. - Too basic. So basic! 9 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,689 This one's better, "Help! I'm a homeless animal 10 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,257 and I need a home because I don't have one." 11 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,326 Bit long and explain-y. 12 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:29,561 I also cut out some inspirational words. 13 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,063 "We have your next pet." 14 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:32,950 More of a ransom feel. 15 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,180 Right. 16 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:36,076 - Is that a pro or a con? - Don't overthink it, okay? 17 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,279 Just something simple and brilliant 18 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,760 that instantly captures peoples' hearts and minds. 19 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,440 Matching hearts, finding homes. 20 00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:44,360 No one needs to be alone. 21 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,445 Wait, what was that? 22 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:48,369 - What did you say? - I don't know. Write it down! 23 00:00:48,370 --> 00:00:49,439 Oh, my God! Where's a pen?! 24 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,383 Was it, uh... finding hearts? 25 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:52,885 Homey homes? Home Alone? 26 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,109 Stop saying words when they're not right! 27 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:56,110 - Uh! It was perfect. - Why are these always empty? 28 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,723 This isn't my phone! 29 00:00:57,820 --> 00:00:59,800 Okay, go. 30 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,272 Nope, it's gone. 31 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,680 Okay, let's go with the ransom note. 32 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,801 Good! That thing took me hours. 33 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:10,580 ? ... Cool ? 34 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,972 ? I love to call you mine ? 35 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:16,775 ? And whenever I'm with you, my baby ? 36 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:19,111 ? I keep my Fahrenheit ? 37 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:23,917 ? I never lose my cool ? 38 00:01:23,918 --> 00:01:25,280 SHANNON: Hey! My first guests! 39 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:27,680 LIAM: You've done wonders with the place. 40 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:30,160 - Welcome to the building, Ross! - Liam, Hugh! 41 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:32,180 Glasses are there. Let's pop it off. 42 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:34,059 No, no. That's for you. 43 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:36,190 Hugh's got a lot of work to do. Right, hon? 44 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,590 Oh, yeah... I guess. 45 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,299 Aw, that's too bad. 46 00:01:40,340 --> 00:01:42,835 You know what? I don't even know what you do, Mr. Mystery. 47 00:01:42,850 --> 00:01:44,503 Well, I'm trained as a dental hygienist, 48 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,738 but my passion is candle making. 49 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,439 And mine's butter churning. 50 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,111 - He's not joking. - No, my latest is a honey jasmine 51 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,070 with soy wax and arnica oil. 52 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,300 It's kind of part of my, uh, 'back to basics' line. 53 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,576 Love it, and do you mix them yourself, or... 54 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:59,350 - Ooh. Trade secret. - In the bathtub. 55 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,360 Question, do you have any that smell like a hotel pool? 56 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:04,200 'Kay, we're gonna time out here, Ross. 57 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:05,780 Oh, no. Uh, at work I'm Ross, 58 00:02:05,810 --> 00:02:08,260 but here I'm Shannon, or Shans. 59 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,530 Nikki called me Shannonna once, 60 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:11,430 but, to be fair, she was mid-yawn. 61 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,758 Probably thinking about candles. 62 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,100 Liam's not such a fan of shop talk, 63 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,012 or spending too much time with people from work. 64 00:02:17,013 --> 00:02:18,097 What? 65 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:21,260 I just think it's better if we maintain boundaries. 66 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:24,510 Work-life balance, Ross. 67 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:26,178 Right. I get it. 68 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:28,547 I was thinking the same thang. 69 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,140 You know, I'll bring by one of my white laundry candles. 70 00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:32,540 I mean, it's not quite hotel pool, 71 00:02:32,550 --> 00:02:34,529 but I think the hints of bleach should get you there. 72 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:35,555 Oh. 73 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:38,690 ? We can't eat ? 74 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:42,928 ? Can't sleep, can't dream... ? 75 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:47,733 ? 76 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:48,901 See you, babe. 77 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:52,800 Ah. Hey, man. 78 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:55,175 (MEOWING) 79 00:02:58,340 --> 00:02:59,640 Mm. Smells good. 80 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:01,420 - Oh, you can have me. - (MEOWING) 81 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:02,599 Uh, my food. 82 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,683 Oh, sorry. I'm about to aspirate some cells. 83 00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:06,518 Oh, it's okay. I'm sterile. 84 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,420 I mean my hands, not my... 85 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,555 Good weekend? 86 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,276 Yeah. Ravi and I went free climbing. 87 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,319 Cool. Ah, how much does it normally cost? 88 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:16,113 It just means climbing with ropes. 89 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:18,741 Right. Yeah. I never climb with ropes, so... 90 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:19,770 - You climb? - Yeah. 91 00:03:19,790 --> 00:03:21,060 I mean, smaller stuff. 92 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,030 Ah, trees and stairs. 93 00:03:24,138 --> 00:03:26,104 Uh... 94 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,674 Oh! And I do orienteering. 95 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:29,870 Oh, fun! 96 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,838 Yeah. You-you, uh, run through the woods and find flags. 97 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,240 Wait, like the kids' game? 98 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:36,448 Yeah, we... the kids have their own division. 99 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,926 (KNOCKING) 100 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:40,219 We're out of Wilderness Grain so I gave you Grass-Fed beef, 101 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,300 - no extra charge. - Unacceptable, Deb. 102 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,440 Oh, no. The animals prefer Grass-Fed, actually. 103 00:03:44,460 --> 00:03:46,650 - It's just pricier. - You can't let them swindle you. 104 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,727 I said no extra charge. 105 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:49,920 Deal. 106 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,460 - Oh, cool tattoo. - Yeah. It's a Norse symbol. 107 00:03:54,490 --> 00:03:57,536 My lady's convinced that we met in a past life as Vikings. 108 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:58,870 I think tattoos are hot. 109 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,872 I'd love for Ravi to get one, but... 110 00:04:00,890 --> 00:04:01,905 But he's too scared? 111 00:04:01,906 --> 00:04:04,711 No, he's worried that it would camouflage his muscle tone. 112 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:05,770 (MEOWING) 113 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:08,409 - Well, sounds like Ravi can't commit. - Well, it's not for everyone. 114 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:10,250 Well, no cold feet here. 115 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,710 Although, hand circulation is an issue. 116 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,020 Put 'em in your pits. Those are nature's mittens. 117 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,155 See ya. 118 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:22,400 Okay, time for lunch. 119 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,297 Oh, I'm good. 120 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,360 Okay. 121 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,569 ? Don't stop... ? 122 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,405 ? Don't stop, I'mma be over ? 123 00:04:33,507 --> 00:04:34,849 (DOG WHINING) 124 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:37,376 Aw. Who is this? 125 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,696 �Javier! �Espera a mami! 126 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:42,280 Javier, abajo. �Abajo! �Ven aqu�! 127 00:04:42,310 --> 00:04:43,882 �Hola! �C�mo est�s? 128 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:47,210 Oh, ah, nosotros no hablamos mucho espa�ol. 129 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:51,356 Oh, uh, nosotros no hablamos mucho espa�ol. 130 00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:54,460 - Is she Spanish? - Ah, I'm not. 131 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,860 Oh, good. Oh, I don't mean "good" 132 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,000 as in, like, "I don't like Spanish people." 133 00:04:58,020 --> 00:04:59,531 We just don't speak Spanish. 134 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:01,176 - Except to our dog. - Who's Spanish. 135 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,440 Aw. Love it. 136 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,430 - I'm Shannon, by the way. - Hi! Olivia. 137 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:06,659 - This is my husband. - Hi. 138 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:07,670 - George. - I'm George. 139 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,620 And this is Javier, our little Dominican rescue! 140 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,144 Aw! He's so cute. 141 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,346 We have some island rescues at work. 142 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,520 Sorry, I work at Hamilton East Animal Shelter. 143 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:18,310 - You must know Liam. - GEORGE: Of course. 144 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:21,279 - Sorry. He doesn't mean that. - What? I just said, "Of course." 145 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,580 He's just a little bit pushy. 146 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,140 - George or Liam? - Both! 147 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:25,230 You know, not that I mind. 148 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:26,893 Twenty years in the newspaper business, 149 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:28,260 - I can handle it. - Mm-hm. 150 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,729 Well, if you ever want a little companion for Javier, 151 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:33,190 we just started a potcake program at the shelter. 152 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:34,375 - Really? - Mm-hm. 153 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,296 We just homed and dewormed 20 pups from Turks and Caicos. 154 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:38,603 Amazing. 155 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,716 You should pop by my place. We can chat more about it. 156 00:05:40,717 --> 00:05:42,808 Maybe you can even write a little story? 157 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:45,477 "Extree. Extree! We got potcake pups!" 158 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:46,930 I'm sure that's not how it works. 159 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:49,766 It's not, but our city desk is always looking for stories. 160 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,110 Great! I'm in 504, by the way. 161 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,353 Oh, you're the one that keeps losing her mitten. 162 00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:57,380 He's a cat named Middens. 163 00:05:57,410 --> 00:05:58,540 Got ya. 164 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:02,728 Hey, Paul. 165 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,996 - And Joy. - What's up? 166 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:06,742 You have tattoos, right? 167 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,233 Why, because I been to prison? 168 00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:10,060 No. 169 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,130 - No, I just... - I'm kidding. I got tattoos. 170 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:15,169 I can also make a shiv and a toilet ros�. 171 00:06:15,170 --> 00:06:17,220 - Oh. - Can I see your tattoos? 172 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,140 The closest I've had is a henna tattoo, 173 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,920 but I got an allergic reaction, 174 00:06:20,950 --> 00:06:23,210 so it looked like these really beautiful hives. 175 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:26,810 Uh, yeah, I got a couple above the equator I can show you. 176 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,760 - "Ella?" Aw! That's so sweet! - Yeah? 177 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,049 Yeah, it turned out pretty good, 178 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:33,492 - if I do say so myself. - Did it hurt? 179 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,780 Like a MF, but I wanted to keep Ella close to me, so. 180 00:06:36,810 --> 00:06:38,148 So romantic! 181 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,380 Well, Ella's my daughter, so, not so much. 182 00:06:40,410 --> 00:06:43,260 Okay. Wrong word, but, still, so romantic. 183 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,603 What's that? 184 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,114 Ah, that's not my best work. 185 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,020 - You drew that? - Yeah. 186 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,535 I would love something like that. 187 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:53,245 (BOTH LAUGHING) 188 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:56,080 - What's so funny? - I laugh when I'm nervous. 189 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,783 A tattoo's a big commitment. 190 00:06:57,810 --> 00:06:59,217 Maybe you should think it over. 191 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,286 Oh, you don't think I'm man enough for it? 192 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,121 - I wasn't thinking that. - I was. 193 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:06,158 No, I just think that you're a really great artist, 194 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,845 and I thought it would be nice if a friend gave me my first 'too. 195 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,550 - Nobody calls it that. - Never mind. 196 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,265 I'm sure I can get someone else to take my money. 197 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,932 Hundred bucks, plus tax and tip. 198 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:17,736 Done. Risk taking. What a thrill. 199 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:19,300 - Thanks, Paul. - PAUL: Yeah. 200 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,006 And Joy. 201 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,526 ? On and on I go... ? 202 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:23,900 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGING) 203 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:24,990 - Liam! - God! 204 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,420 - Don't do that. - Great news. 205 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,519 It's late, Ross. Can't this wait? Some of us have plans. 206 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,283 I ran into Olivia Pacheva from the Herald. 207 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,469 Was that little beast with her? 208 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:34,119 - Javier's super cute. - I meant her husband. 209 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,720 Well, they're all great. She's so fun and I convinced her 210 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:40,120 to write a feature on the shelter. Holla! 211 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,993 What? This is a big deal. 212 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:43,795 Our shelter has zero media presence. 213 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:44,996 I wouldn't say zero. 214 00:07:45,010 --> 00:07:46,800 Okay, so we have an ad in the Coffee News 215 00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:48,009 and we're on Bumble for some reason. 216 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,594 That was an innocent mistake. 217 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,052 And you know who's all over social media? 218 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:52,905 - Don't say Puppy Love... - Puppy Love Animal Shelter. 219 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,280 I hear they give their dogs Xanax. 220 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:55,919 Yeah, and they get them professional headshots, 221 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,017 which is why we need this. 222 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,600 Come on! Olivia promised a big piece. 223 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:00,144 She promises a lot of things. 224 00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:01,940 Feature, front page, then nothing. 225 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,959 Do you know how many condo stories I've pitched her? 226 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,117 She loves the potcake program. 227 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,446 Twelve, and it's not just sales stories. 228 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:08,980 It's human interest. 229 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:11,620 "Broken elevator brings condo couple closer together! 230 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,650 Units available!" 231 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,703 Well, this time you have a secret weapon. 232 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,080 Thought you'd jump in there. It's me. 233 00:08:18,090 --> 00:08:20,499 - I'm the secret weapon. - I'm just saying, if she doesn't have time 234 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,336 for the condo king of east Hamilton, good luck, sister. 235 00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,298 - HUGH: Hey, Bubble Bear. - Oh. 236 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,740 So, is it, uh, Condo King, or Bubble Bear? 237 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,842 Work-life balance, Ross. 238 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:41,386 ? 239 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,380 So, I was thinking about your tattoo 240 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,390 and I found some great ideas online. 241 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:46,735 Way ahead of you, Joy. 242 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,730 What am I looking at? 243 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,408 An orienteering compass. 244 00:08:53,420 --> 00:08:56,067 Pretty badass, hey? 245 00:08:56,169 --> 00:09:00,338 It shows I know who I am and where I am. 246 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,220 Or what about this? 247 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,700 It's a medieval armour sleeve, 248 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,378 but it looks like it's breaking out from under the guy's skin. 249 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,200 I was thinking of something that will show her... 250 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:12,480 I mean people... that I'm committed and cool. 251 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,053 Oh. Then how about this? 252 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,594 - "Never Don't Give Up?" - It screams you. 253 00:09:16,610 --> 00:09:19,430 - It screams, "I don't know English." - Mm. You're overthinking it. 254 00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:21,593 What about a mountain and a climber? 255 00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:23,589 I feel like I know people who would really like that. 256 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:25,300 Or "Keep Calm and Carry On?" 257 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,766 It says, "Keep Clam and Carry On." 258 00:09:27,860 --> 00:09:30,180 - That's just a typo. - Yeah. A permanent typo. 259 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:32,140 You'd be surprised how many there are like this. 260 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:35,117 Well, thankfully, I am in good hands with Paul. 261 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,677 The best. You want someone you can trust, like an ex-con. 262 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,539 I didn't mean that sarcastically. 263 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:41,998 No, I trust Paul. 264 00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:45,240 Right? Who doesn't? I mean, the jury that convicted him didn't, 265 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:46,540 but that was a long time ago. 266 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:48,080 Everybody makes mistakes and, boy, 267 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:49,854 these pictures are proof of that. 268 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,219 Do you want me to forward you more ideas? 269 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,840 - No! Thanks. - 'Kay, good. 270 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,169 'Cause it's a lot harder to find good examples than I thought. 271 00:09:56,170 --> 00:09:57,262 Uh-huh. 272 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,763 (SIGHING) 273 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:01,032 ? 274 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:03,250 Olivia and I talked for almost two hours. 275 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,340 About what? 276 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,880 The shelter. My life. Growing up in Tatamagouche, 277 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,273 but having roots here in Hamilton. 278 00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:10,249 Then I made a hair roots joke, which didn't really land, 279 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,309 but we laughed anyway. 280 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,655 - Tell me you were professional. - Psh, yeah! 281 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:14,714 We just got to know each other. 282 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,348 There's no such thing as oversharing. 283 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,084 Then why do I know what shaving cream you use? 284 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,900 Oh, and she loved the potcake program. 285 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,269 I told her how we were killing it. 286 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:23,955 The program, not the potcakes. 287 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,877 And... she wants to talk to you! 288 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:28,260 - To me? - She wants your take 289 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,921 on how East Hamilton is blowing up. 290 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:30,959 - She said that? - No, 291 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,341 but she definitely said it was cleaner. Can you meet her today? 292 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,880 Of course. Oh, my God. So much to cover. 293 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:38,180 Green roofs, adhesive-free floors, skyrocketing sales. 294 00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:40,348 And maybe something more personal? 295 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,075 I could throw out a cute anecdote about Hugh's start-up, 296 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,576 get him some business. 297 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,012 Poor thing. This is his latest. 298 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,398 Dessert Sand Chestnut. 299 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,614 Hm. 300 00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,282 It smells like Parmesan. 301 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,100 See? Just be yourself and you'll do great. 302 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,520 Thanks, Ross. After the interview, 303 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:56,620 I'll come over and tell you how charming I was. 304 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:58,450 Spoiler, extremely. 305 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,702 Ah, sorry. Work-life balance, Turner. 306 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:03,200 No, I'm meeting my aunt and some of her gal pals 307 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,900 for karaokes if you want to join. 308 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,865 - There isn't a world. - I didn't think so. 309 00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:10,500 ? 310 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,271 ? Get that feelin'... ? 311 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:15,473 - (KNOCKING) - Hi. 312 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,942 Just firing up the ol' autoclave? 313 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,269 The Internet said that's the first thing you should ask about 314 00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:22,839 - when getting a tattoo. - Yeah, I don't have one of those. 315 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,000 Ah, but you're the first person I'm using this on, 316 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,053 so should be okay. 317 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:29,340 Great. 318 00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:32,090 Uh, I was hoping to get this on my back. 319 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,152 - A goose? - A flying crane. 320 00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:35,820 Really looks like a goose. 321 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:36,947 It's not. 322 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:39,164 Well, I'll take a crack at it. 323 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:43,600 - Just adjust this thing here... - Wow. 324 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,850 - Pointy, huh? - Yeah. 325 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,680 I guess that's a good thing, needle-wise. 326 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,520 That way it can really pierce the skin. 327 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,677 - Yeah. - Over and over and... (SHUDDERING) 328 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,045 And over again. 329 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,507 You having second thoughts? 330 00:11:56,420 --> 00:11:58,279 If I were, they would be, like, "On second thought, 331 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,510 see first thought, 'cause this is definitely a great thought!" 332 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,788 Okay. Take your shirt off. 333 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,369 Ah, listen, a couple of things we need to go over 334 00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:07,370 for when we're done. 335 00:12:07,380 --> 00:12:10,105 You need to keep the dressing on for a couple hours. 336 00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:15,360 It'll help absorb any of the fluids that might ooze out of you. 337 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,702 Uh, by fluids you mean, uh, ink? 338 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,447 Sure. 339 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:22,080 Also keep an eye out for infection, 340 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,440 chills, pain, fever, purulent drainage. 341 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,410 More fluids, uh, draining. 342 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,847 Purulently. (SNIFFING) 343 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,849 Um, okay. Let's, uh... 344 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:36,221 Hey, listen, you don't have to do this if you don't want to. 345 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,174 You know, there's no shame in chickening out. 346 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:42,390 I mean, there is, but your body, your choice. 347 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:45,429 No. Let's tat this. 348 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,700 Okay. (LAUGHING) 349 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,840 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 350 00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:53,439 Here we go. 351 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:59,340 ? If only you could see what I see ? 352 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,240 ? I see, I see, I see, I see ? 353 00:13:03,290 --> 00:13:06,830 ? If only you could see what I see... ? 354 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:07,878 OLIVIA: Hey, neighbour! 355 00:13:07,879 --> 00:13:09,164 - GEORGE: Hello. - Oh! Hey! 356 00:13:09,170 --> 00:13:10,619 Look at us, two ships. 357 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:11,740 (CHUCKLING) 358 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:14,377 We're just stepping out to pasear el perro, right, Javi? 359 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,895 Aw! Sounds perro-fect! 360 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:23,300 Oh! I spoke to Liam. It went great. 361 00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:25,430 Piece'll be online tomorrow and in print Friday. 362 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,770 Ah-mah-zing. 363 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:28,516 - Thank you. - Good night, Sharon. 364 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,540 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGING) 365 00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:33,111 ? Resilient ? 366 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:42,487 (BARKING) 367 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:44,189 Middens, stop barking. 368 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:48,092 (BARKING) 369 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:53,130 George! What-what are you doing here? 370 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,329 I live here. 371 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:55,460 OLIVIA: Quiet, Javier. 372 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,046 George, who are you talking to? 373 00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:00,960 Shannon? Is she naked under there? 374 00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,600 Oh, my God. I should go. 375 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:07,270 Great read, by the way. Was, uh, that a gift? 376 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,560 How did she get in here? 377 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,248 I left the door open. 378 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,727 I'm so sorry. All the units look so much alike. 379 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,688 It's okay. 380 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,440 Hopefully this is on right... 381 00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:21,459 (GRUNTING) 382 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,729 And I will def pay to get that cleaned. 383 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,232 Though nacho dust comes out pretty easy. 384 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,576 GEORGE: Is that my mouth guard? 385 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,834 It didn't fit. 386 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,340 Oh. 387 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,380 Look alive, Ross, code red. 388 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,519 - There's an animal missing? - Oh, is that what that means? 389 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:47,051 - Yeah. - No. This is important. 390 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:50,432 Olivia's piece was supposed to come out today and it's not. 391 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,510 Instead, there's a feature 392 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:53,506 on how grapefruit gets rid of your eye bags, 393 00:14:53,507 --> 00:14:54,780 which was actually quite good, 394 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,660 but nothing about my condos! 395 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,429 Or the shelter. 396 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,231 I'm sure she's just doing a final edit. 397 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,880 I doubt it's anything you or I did, 398 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,820 - or said, or didn't wear. - Right. 399 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,470 Although... 400 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,740 What? Did you hear something? 401 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,580 No, but I may have said something. 402 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,980 Maybe too much. 403 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,410 She asked me about where I grew up, 404 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:13,139 next thing I was showing her my baby pictures. 405 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:15,414 - Oh. - Then I took off my socks mid-interview. 406 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,209 - Why? - My feet were burning... up! 407 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,040 She said it was fine. She made me feel safe. 408 00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,780 Oh, my God. It was my George comment. 409 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,125 You gotta admit he's kinda... 410 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,736 - You said that? - Said it. 411 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,261 Thought it. Who knows? 412 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,130 I'd had a couple hits off Hugh's bubbler to take the edge off. 413 00:15:33,150 --> 00:15:35,720 God, I blew this. I'm sorry. 414 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,871 I'll call her. And on the off, off chance it was something, 415 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,320 we should remember that everybody makes mistakes. 416 00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:43,460 It is totes normal. 417 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,976 Don't try to make me feel better. 418 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,699 Olivia's like my grade three teacher, Miss Spencer, 419 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,239 and she used to spit in my juice. 420 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:50,658 A fact I also shared with Olivia. 421 00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:55,580 ? On the way up to you ? 422 00:15:55,610 --> 00:15:58,060 ? I'm all the way up for you ? 423 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,490 Beep-beep. Coming through! 424 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,760 - Whoa! - Excuse me, Ravi. Yeah. 425 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:02,530 There he is. Animal Man. 426 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,755 IFO training. 427 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,331 International Federation of Orienteerers. 428 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,759 Gotta keep it tight. 429 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,301 We're just going to go eat some salads. 430 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,170 RAVI: Ah, yeah. It's this new raw fusion place 431 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,470 I've been dying to try. 432 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:16,808 Well, I wouldn't die for anything except my girl. 433 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:18,478 - Later. - Yeah, okay. I'll see you. 434 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,610 (GROANING) 435 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,547 Whoa! Sounds like muscle moan. 436 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,940 Yeah, yeah, must be my new workout regime. 437 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,319 Little something I call, boulders on shoulders. 438 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,571 Is that safe? 439 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:30,180 Or it could be the fresh ink. 440 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,779 My new tattoo. 441 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:34,790 Really? 442 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,640 We were just talking about that. 443 00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:39,180 Yeah and I thought, "Let's just do this." I mean, that's me. 444 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:42,133 I'm totally spontaneous and totally tatted. 445 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,090 Wow! Living in the moment, man. Kudos. 446 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,971 See? Some people just do it. 447 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:49,173 Don't think it over for three months. 448 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,043 Yeah, wha... No big deal, but, uh, check it. 449 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,010 What is it? 450 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,884 Ah, no. It's... it's a flying fish. 451 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,754 Oh, wait, no! Dragon in a flood. 452 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,774 Whatever it is, man, I love it. 453 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,568 Soaring crane. 454 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,400 Oh, yeah. 455 00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:10,613 - Yeah. It's just a bit blurry. - KRISTIAN: What? 456 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,658 LARA: Oh, maybe the ink hasn't set yet? 457 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:17,020 RAVI: Oh! Hey! Now I see it. 458 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,121 So majestic. 459 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,132 What the heck? I paid you for a tattoo. 460 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:32,180 - That marker said permanent. - Paul! 461 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,252 Look, I was going to give you a real one, 462 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,380 but then I figured what's the point, you know, 463 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,040 after you passed out, rolled over, 464 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:41,280 - and fell on your clipboard. - Oh. I thought Nikki broke it. 465 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,880 Don't be embarrassed. When I did my Ella tattoo, 466 00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,630 I thought I was going to pass out. 467 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:49,030 I mean, I didn't. I'm a man, but I get it. 468 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:51,446 So, you just drew on my back? 469 00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:53,104 Well, you just seemed so nervous. 470 00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:56,240 I thought maybe you should give it a try first, you know? 471 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:58,560 - A test run. - Now she thinks I'm an idiot. 472 00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,540 - Who? - No one. 473 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,790 Look, do you know why I wear long sleeves so much? 474 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,683 I just assumed eczema. 475 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:10,480 Because I'm not always proud of what's under 'em, you know? 476 00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:12,749 They remind me of who I used to be, not who I am. 477 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:14,469 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 478 00:18:14,470 --> 00:18:16,720 No. I truly don't care how you feel, 479 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,540 but if you're going to get a tattoo, 480 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,800 you've gotta have a good reason, you know? 481 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:23,400 And if you do ever really want one, 482 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,060 I'll do it for free. 483 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,314 Okay, thanks. 484 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:28,720 - Yeah. - I'll think about it. 485 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,920 And, hey, at least I started working out again. 486 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,080 I'm actually pretty sore. 487 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,979 Well, that's where you rolled on your clipboard. 488 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,239 Let me have this. 489 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,820 Hi, it's me again. 490 00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:41,919 Shannon, from your bed. 491 00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:43,955 Obviously, big apologies there. 492 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,590 Also, totally out of character. 493 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:47,680 I had just kind of come from a blow-out hang. 494 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:48,789 Karaoke. 495 00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:51,069 There were seven of us and the first person bought a round, 496 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:53,119 so then everybody bought a round... it's not important. 497 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,133 Anyway, call me. 498 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,595 Wow. How bad was the sex? 499 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,348 - It wasn't sex. - So, bad. 500 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,059 Are you vaping? 501 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,477 No. Furnace is broken. 502 00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:07,645 Chilly, huh? 503 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:08,815 I can smell the hazelnut. 504 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,580 - I'm taking that. - Get your own. 505 00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,660 'Kay, I'm off. Call me if you hear back. 506 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,278 And, don't worry, we'll get this all sorted out. 507 00:19:14,279 --> 00:19:16,480 He was there, too? (LAUGHING) 508 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,533 Oh, my God. Stop stealing my vape. 509 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,034 Then don't leave it at reception. 510 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,409 - Shannon! - Oh, wow! 511 00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:25,859 - Olivia. It's good to see you. - So sorry if I rambled yesterday. 512 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,330 - George is a lovely man. - What? 513 00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:29,459 Maybe we should chat in my office? 514 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,700 I didn't put my best foot forward, or feet 515 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,046 that should have been socked. 516 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,382 Oh, no, you weren't the problem. 517 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,883 I mean, the whole thing is mortifying 518 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,339 and it's so unprofessional. 519 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:40,379 - Well, I'm sorry for having a few drinks. - What? 520 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,147 I got drunk and I stumbled into her apartment. 521 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,434 I fell asleep, naked, and stole a pair of pants. 522 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,350 - Yep. - It's like a Thursday for me. 523 00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,450 It was an honest mistake, 524 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,854 unlike denying this shelter some much-needed publicity. 525 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,733 I really don't know her that well. 526 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:52,959 It's those stupid unit numbers. 527 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,493 The fours look like ones and the ones look like Ls. 528 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:55,819 That's an award-winning font. 529 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,580 Look, please, I didn't hold back the story 530 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,782 because you were drunk. I didn't publish it, 531 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,400 because I taped over your interview when I spoke to Liam. 532 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,780 I feel like an idiot. Maybe not like you do, but... 533 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,739 - Okay, we get it. - LIAM: So, my stuff's fine? 534 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,670 I was just here to re-interview Shannon, 535 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:12,461 and to take a photo for the piece. I mean, unless you don't want... 536 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:13,469 No, no, no, no, no! 537 00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,479 - We def do. We do. - Yes. 538 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,963 OLIVIA: That's great. 539 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,660 Oh, finally, some real exposure. 540 00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:19,519 I mean, for the shelter. You've already had yours. 541 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,786 Shut it. 542 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,590 Your building sounds awesome. 543 00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:24,020 Units still available. 544 00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:30,920 SHANNON: She says our programs are outstanding. 545 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,274 - That's a quote from you. - Okay, facts are facts. 546 00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:35,484 Ah, and here you are: 547 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:37,560 "Liam Turner, the shelter's board chair... " 548 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,030 "... spoke at length about his vision for the shelter. 549 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,406 While Mr. Turner can be overbearing at times, 550 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,244 I was slightly charmed by him." 551 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,205 It's a compliment. 552 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:49,480 That's what you get for opening up. 553 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,168 Don't take it too seriously. I think you're alluring, 554 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:55,830 exotic, a breath of fresh air with valleys of mystery 555 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:57,620 and sensual confidence. 556 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,383 I know that's a candle description. 557 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,590 - But say it again. - Should I get more bubbly? 558 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,296 Actually, uh, we should get going. 559 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,557 Oh, but sushi's on the way. 560 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,940 And I just feel like a... 561 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,340 Yeah. Me, too. 562 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,479 Okay. I see what's going on! 563 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,815 Work-life balance, Shans. 564 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:16,234 Oh, my God! You called me Shans! Bring it in. 565 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,320 I don't like where this is going. 566 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,500 Mm. I can really smell the hints of lavender now. 567 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,180 - Thank you. - Oh, my God. 568 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,750 ? Let's shake it up ? 569 00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:29,540 ? It's kind of scary, but I'm loving the rush ? 570 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:33,420 ? My heart is racing like, oh ? 571 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,320 ? 'Cause this feels like home ? 572 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,420 ? Feels like home ? 573 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:41,140 ? Yeah, it's true ? 574 00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:45,040 ? Look in the mirror and I'm feeling so good ? 575 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:48,873 ? Yeah, I've been searching like, oh ? 576 00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:50,860 ? This feels like home ?